There is a theory that there is no such thing as a bad slice of pizza and that the best slice is a free slice. I am not unsympathetic to that idea. But it's not really true. There are ideals in pizza, ...
Eating a slice of pizza is kind of like taking a shower: everyone does it, but not in exactly the same way. I’m not going to say that I’ve eaten more slices of pizza than I have taken showers (because ...