📜 OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM REN (a.k.a. The Falsely Accused): To whom it may concern, On the morning of October 1st, while performing my professional duties as a Certified Box Opener, I was wrongfully accused of flatulence in the workplace. Let the record show: • I did NOT fart. • The Jellyfish Dryer box did. • The sound was alarmingly realistic and unfortunately timed. • My backside was, regrettably, aimed directly at my co-workers — making the situation appear suspicious. • Yes, I have a histor

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